I remember listening to the Pixies w/ my wife (when I was married) circa 2007.
Her words she spoke were so incredulous.
“Who the fuck is this?!”
I said it was the Pixies
And her next reply was even more ridiculous then the last.
“Fucking change it, they can’t sing. It’s out of tune.”

So I said…

“Fuck you, you fucking uncultured bitch. Just because we aren’t listening to the next generation of emo crap that you like doesn’t mean this isn’t music. I am listening to this because it is good. Music isn’t what YOU decide it is or isn’t. Where is your mind is a doing you like and it is The Pixies but it is OK to you because it is in a movie?! Stop being a condescending bitch.”

…In my head, so I changed it. And we were a happy couple for the rest of never.

Now this isn’t the reason we didn’t stay together, it was more of the fact she was a lying, manipulative, cheating whore. Point being is know your enemy.